Comments for table for hate. http://tableforhate.com Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:58:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 Comment on The Waterfront by piano solo http://tableforhate.com/?p=8#comment-6 piano solo Mon, 24 May 2010 18:46:01 +0000 http://tableforhate.com/?p=8#comment-6 <strong>piano solo...</strong> Hi, I see all your articles, keep them coming. Interesting post. Just found an extra site with super Links http://www.SE.Grand-Pianos.Org Must SEE..... piano solo…

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]]> Comment on Lark by peter http://tableforhate.com/?p=11#comment-4 peter Thu, 08 May 2008 20:23:46 +0000 http://tableforhate.com/?p=11#comment-4 "ultimately you will not care and grow to resent long titles like 'Bluebird Grain Farms farro.'" No shit. What the hell is this new trend of giving complicated menu descriptions to simple ingredients? And who are the high-functioning retards who are influenced by this kind of bullshit advertising? I can't wait for the day when I get to hear someone say: "Well, I was going to order the bulgur wheat, but now that I know it's Bluebird Grain Faaaaarmmmmms farro I've changed my mind. Please bring me your finest farro and a bowl of warm lemon water to dab my fingertips." Are you one of these people? If so, do me a small favor. Look down at your shoes real quick. Are they velcro? That's what I thought. “ultimately you will not care and grow to resent long titles like ‘Bluebird Grain Farms farro.’”

No shit. What the hell is this new trend of giving complicated menu descriptions to simple ingredients? And who are the high-functioning retards who are influenced by this kind of bullshit advertising? I can’t wait for the day when I get to hear someone say: “Well, I was going to order the bulgur wheat, but now that I know it’s Bluebird Grain Faaaaarmmmmms farro I’ve changed my mind. Please bring me your finest farro and a bowl of warm lemon water to dab my fingertips.”

Are you one of these people? If so, do me a small favor. Look down at your shoes real quick. Are they velcro? That’s what I thought.

]]> Comment on Lark by bcm http://tableforhate.com/?p=11#comment-3 bcm Wed, 07 May 2008 05:35:29 +0000 http://tableforhate.com/?p=11#comment-3 small plates are the shiz for when you're out for a romantic dinner and you're both really indecisive and afraid of ordering the wrong thing. small plates are the shiz for when you’re out for a romantic dinner and you’re both really indecisive and afraid of ordering the wrong thing.

]]> Comment on MANEKI (sushi) by edward http://tableforhate.com/?p=5#comment-2 edward Tue, 06 May 2008 19:38:11 +0000 http://tableforhate.com/?p=5#comment-2 Maneki is great. But it's for poor people. Their avocado salad is a perfect way to start a meal. The think about Maneki is how obsessed people are with how "great a deal" it is. It's like shut up, it's cheap, and that's awesome, but don't be a fag about it. Just go there and eat your food and shut the fuck up. Shiro's on the other hand is wonderful when someone else is paying. It's also good for sitting down at the sushi bar (never at the tables, the tables suck) and just having the guy do it up for you. I love doing this. It makes me feel like such a total WASP asshole. I love being the white guy that thinks he knows his way around a sushi restaurant. I even might try to pronounce a few things in Japanese, so as to really piss off my crew. It's like people that say "agga dashi DOFU" instead of "agga dashi tofu." Yes, I know that they call it "dofu" in Japan but fuck you and don't fuck around like that here in America. It's like people that are so pleased to announce to the world that they actually don't have chopsticks in Thailand, or anywhere in Southeast Asia except 'Nam. Congratufuckinglatious asshole, you know something and are so very proud to share it. Anyway, Maneki is great if you are poor and I am pretty poor right now. I sure as hell can afford a big meal at Shiro's right now which is why I'm having Brooke take me there next time I am in Seattle, fuck. Maneki is great. But it’s for poor people. Their avocado salad is a perfect way to start a meal. The think about Maneki is how obsessed people are with how “great a deal” it is. It’s like shut up, it’s cheap, and that’s awesome, but don’t be a fag about it. Just go there and eat your food and shut the fuck up.

Shiro’s on the other hand is wonderful when someone else is paying. It’s also good for sitting down at the sushi bar (never at the tables, the tables suck) and just having the guy do it up for you. I love doing this. It makes me feel like such a total WASP asshole. I love being the white guy that thinks he knows his way around a sushi restaurant. I even might try to pronounce a few things in Japanese, so as to really piss off my crew. It’s like people that say “agga dashi DOFU” instead of “agga dashi tofu.” Yes, I know that they call it “dofu” in Japan but fuck you and don’t fuck around like that here in America.

It’s like people that are so pleased to announce to the world that they actually don’t have chopsticks in Thailand, or anywhere in Southeast Asia except ‘Nam. Congratufuckinglatious asshole, you know something and are so very proud to share it.

Anyway, Maneki is great if you are poor and I am pretty poor right now. I sure as hell can afford a big meal at Shiro’s right now which is why I’m having Brooke take me there next time I am in Seattle, fuck.

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